Thursday, September 3, 2009

Infiniti G35 -- Nissan 350z

French toast.
What a wicked combination. Sliced french baguette soaked in British style scrambled egges then deep fried. Best served with hot syrup and sugar powder. Only available in America!! What an illegitimate food. Very tasty, yet fattening. It is high on cholesterol, sugar, and calories.

Infiniti G35 Coupe. Out dated by the new G37, yet still an eye catcher.
What a wicket combination. Fat french motor with 3500cc engine capacity. Designed by the British designers, put together and sold only in America as a Japanese car!!! What an illegitimate car!
How does it feel to drive? Fat is the right word. It feels like someone who used to run 8 miles a day, then stopped running for a couple of years and got on a high fat diet. He is still strong and can run miles but not quit smoothly. It gribes better than almost any other car of its price range. It looks astonishing and sounds very good. However, it lacks torque. It does not push you back against your car seat when you put your feet down. It does not make your stomach drop. Infiniti G35 along with its sister, the 350z, are cars that had all the right tools but are missing the point. They do not have the lunacy of a Honda S2000 or the Idiocy of WRX STI.They feel like having sex with a girl who has all the right body parts, however, she simply doesn't smell good.


French toast is very tasty, yet you would never want to eat it everyday, for the rest of your life. Infiniti G35 does not make you want to get in it and drive to the end of the world.

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